Sixth Sense

mrsdalloway:

esorehta:

This is my favourite thing of all of today so far

Don’t you feel like this corgi sometimes? This feels like a metaphor for my life.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

phenergan:

thealchemistqueenofdiamonds:

phenergan:

So I named my brushes

But then I gave them personalities

Poor Henry.

No guys you don’t even understand.

Henry is jealous. He’s always been madly in love with Antonio and now everyone else is giving him attention and HOLD THE FUCK UP WHAT AM I DOING.

When you know it’s over

Before it began

Poor Henry.

amporidan:

baconsteak:

sarkyfancypants:

DON’T YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU BUT THERE’S NO ONE REALLY CALLING YOU AND THEN YOU SIT THERE CONFUSED BECAUSE YOU SWORE YOU COULD HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU

Wait, maybe it’s our loved ones trying to wake us from the coma. They just can’t scream loud enough

wow why the fuck would you say that

gokkrider:

HOW DO YOU LOSE AN ENTIRE XBOX

dekutree:

uncledeckard:

is that a butthole

that’s definitely a butthole

(Source: escroto)

(Source: fuckyeahdamiergenesis)

stylishirish:

stylishirish:

i found this time capsule i made like 8 years ago and i’m really excited to open it because i finally graduated and can’t remember what’s inside

are you fucking kidding me

icantspellforshiit:

i-ran-over-oprah:

h0llo:

rodneykong:

holy shit can you even see how fucking adorable this is im smiling so hard rn

They are gonna grow up together being best friends and playing together and have a special bond

then when the baby is a young boy the dogs will die

Thanks for your input satan